January 2012
6 posts
The Word "Penis": x x x x
Let’s be very clear here. The only place a “penis” goes is to the doctor. Bedrooms are for “cocks” and “dicks” only.
Total P*ssy Buzz Kill.
Whipping Out Your Company Checkbook During...
A friend of mine text me this morning. She slept at a guy’s house last night. He owns a company. After he made her breakfast (a two-star p*ssy buzz move alone), he pulled out some work to do, which included his big company check book, and began writing out a few checks before leaving for the office.
Don’t think it went unnoticed, my friend. A reported triple-star p*ssy buzz that...
so here's how this is going to work...
P*ssy Buzz and P*ssy Buzz Kills are everywhere. Throughout my day, I’m thrilled or killed. It could be a song, it could be a glance, a story, an experience, something annoying that someone does…
So I’m going to start to take note. And I’m going to rate them:
P*ssy Buzz = * * * *
P*ssy Buzz Kill = x x x x
It can be a rip-roaring four star puss fueler (* * * *), or...
the battle.
My p*ssy is one finicky little bitch. If she’s in a great mood, life is great. If she’s not feelin’ it, neither am I. I know we think with our minds, but my mind won’t do a damn thing without consulting my p*ssy first.
With that said, I live for a good p*ssy buzz… that thrilling, giddy twinkle that keeps butterflies in your stomach and cheeks flushed with...