P*SSY B*ZZ K*LL

so here’s how this is going to work…

P*ssy Buzz and P*ssy Buzz Kills are everywhere. Throughout my day, I’m thrilled or killed. It could be a song, it could be a glance, a story, an experience, something annoying that someone does… 

So I’m going to start to take note. And I’m going to rate them:

P*ssy Buzz = * * * *

P*ssy Buzz Kill = x x x x

It can be a rip-roaring four star puss fueler (* * * *), or perhaps just a two star daily twinkle (* *). Or, on the contrary, it could be a complete four-x p*ssy buzz kill murder (x x x x) or maybe just a one-x p*ssy buzz kill thorn in my side (x)

It’s about time people knew what they were doing to my puss.